The Boneyard Collection (2008)
Death Has Never Looked So Good!
Genre : Horror, Comedy
Runtime : 1H 39M
Director : Edward L. Plumb
Synopsis
A quirky anthology, consisting of four separate short films connected by host segments. The first one, BOOGIE WITH THE UNDEAD, has an all girl rock band booked to play a gig in a town overrun by flesh-eating zombies. In the second one, THE DEVIL'S DUE AT MIDNIGHT, a coven of beautiful witches conjure up Brad Dourif as The Devil, and endures the inept attacks of witch killer Ken Foree. In the first long segment, HER MORBID DESIRES, an actress gets the lead role in a vampire movie, only to discover that starlets are being murdered on the set. The other long segment, CRY OF THE MUMMY, has the reincarnated mummy, formerly the last Pharaoh of the 4th Dynasty, looking to sue the movie studios because he can't get work as a mummy. His new lawyer offers to represent him as an agent, but the mummy will only work in film if he can direct.
Elvira (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
'Le Petite Sirene' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
The Dark One (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
Count Dracula (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Aunt Gloria (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Vanessa Peabody (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Bob, the Second Director
Jane Torquemada (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
The Monk (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Professor Zebediah Jones (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
High Priestess
Aurora
Amanda (segment "Boogie with the Undead") / Girl with Blue Hair (segment "Her Morbid Desires") / McGrislee Sister (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
C.T. (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
Electra
Dr. Acula
Nicole (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
Nova
Charisse (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
Amber (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
The Manager (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
Zombie Queen (segment "Boogie with the Undead") / Freddi & Tessa (segment "Her Morbid Desires") / McGrislee Sister (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
Conga Zombie (segment "Boogie with the Undead") / Male Vampire Slayer (segment "Her Morbid Desires") / 'Vampire Women in Love' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy") / Hooded Henchman (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
Zombie Wife (segment "Boogie with the Undead") / Pretty Girl (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Zombie Husband (segment "Boogie with the Undead") / Harryhausen Interviewer (segment "Her Morbid Desires") / High Priest (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
Zombie Woman (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
Zombie Woman (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
Zombie Woman (segment "Boogie with the Undead") / Vampire Against Wall (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Zombie Woman (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
Zombie Man (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
Zombie Man (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
Zombie Man (segment "Boogie with the Undead") / Improv Audience (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Zombie Man (segment "Boogie with the Undead") / Hooded Henchman (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
Zombie Man (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
Zombie Man (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
Drummer (segment "Boogie with the Undead")
Narrator (segment "Boogie with the Undead") / 1st AD Glen (segment "Her Morbid Desires") / Stapleton (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight") / Narrator (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
Dark Haired Vampire (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Jennifer (segment "Her Morbid Desires") (as Kandis Erickson)
Courtyard Vampire (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Gerry Shah (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
The Virgin (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Female Vampire Slayer (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
The Queen's Musicians - Saxophone (segment "Her Morbid Desires") / Band of Ghouls (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
The Queen's Musicians - Guitar (segment "Her Morbid Desires") / Band of Ghouls (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
The Queen's Musicians - Violin (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
The Queen's Musicians - Guitar (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
The Queen's Musicians - Uke (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
The Queen's Musicians - Drums (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
The Queen's Musicians - Tambourine (segment "Her Morbid Desires") (as Erica Mychalenko)
Queen of the Vampires (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Queen's Pet (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Rebecca Dalia (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Opium Smoking Vampire (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Ouija Board Vampire (segment "Her Morbid Desires") / 'Lesions and Chocolate' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Leather Vampire (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
The Dead Body (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Nurse Vampire (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Vampire Against Wall (segment "Her Morbid Desires") / Fourth Dancing Witch (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight") (as Myta Gomez)
Male Dancer (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Bill, the First Director (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Camera Man (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Cynndi Meadows (segment "Her Morbid Desires") (as Simone Humphris)
Vanessa's Assistant (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Theresa (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Brunette Vampire (segment "Her Morbid Desires") / Improv Audience (segment "Cry of the Mummy") (as Danielle Renee)
Dead Body That Comes Alive (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Body Model (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Dead Body (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Young Screaming Actress (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Fighting Vampire (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
The Trophy Wife (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Ray Harryhausen (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Rod McKuen (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Bartender (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Man at Bar (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Starlet (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Pretty Girl (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Brinke Stevens (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Secretary (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Postman (segment "Her Morbid Desires") / Improv Audience (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Midnight (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Western Director (segment "Her Morbid Desires")
Michael Belvedere (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Shep (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Hot Dog Vendor (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Woman with Popcorn (segment "Cry of the Mummy") (as Mimi Bloom)
Arliss (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Lyle (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Jane's Assistant (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
'My Little Chocolate Wedding' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
'Three Blondes and a Light Bulb' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
'The Randy Bunny' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
'The Virgin Dialogues' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
'My Sister the Toaster' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy") (as Janelle Toyomi Dote)
'The Long Disease' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
'Society without Men' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
'I, Dolphin' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
'Camp Slash-Away' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
'Antonia's Lyric' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
'Le Petite Sirene' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Woman with Newspaper (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Improv Host (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Improv Audience (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Improv Audience (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Autograph Brunette (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Hostile Blonde (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Lady Who Likes Eggs (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Commercial Housewife (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Commercial Boy (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Commercial Girl (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Lab Tech #2 (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Mr. Wolverton (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Byron Styles (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
Fire-Eating Witch (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight") (as Brandi Bergnon)
Green-Haired Witch (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
Bi-Polar Witch (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
Dancing Vampire (as Cheryl Sands)
Film Director (segment "Cry of the Mummy")
Wayne Kramer (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")
Irish Screenwriter
Dancing Vampire
Agent (as Delpano Wills)
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