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The Career of Nikos Dyzma (2002)

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 1H 50M

Director : Jacek Bromski

Synopsis

Nikos is a master of funeral ceremonies (that's undertaker to you and me) who doesn't expect much from life. After drunkenly insulting a diplomat at a party, weird things begin to happen for Nikos. The news that a mysterious stranger offended the hated Deputy Prime Minister galvanizes the political elite assembled at the banquet, and a rumor that Nikos can take care of anything spreads like wildfire, making him an idol of the masses.

Actors

Cezary Pazura
Cezary Pazura
Nikodem "Nikoś" Dyzma
Anna Przybylska
Anna Przybylska
Jadzia, żona ministra Jaszuńskiego
Andrzej Grabowski
Andrzej Grabowski
Roman Kiliński, prywatny przedsiębiorca
Ewa Kasprzyk
Ewa Kasprzyk
senator Anna Walewska
Katarzyna Figura
Katarzyna Figura
pielęgniarka
Krzysztof Globisz
Krzysztof Globisz
Jan Maria Jaszuński, minister rolnictwa
Krzysztof Pieczyński
Krzysztof Pieczyński
Kropiel, szef służb specjalnych
Mikołaj Grabowski
Mikołaj Grabowski
Graczyk
Olgierd Łukaszewicz
Olgierd Łukaszewicz
premier
Danuta Rinn
Danuta Rinn
Frania, gosposia "Nikosia"
Lew Rywin
Lew Rywin
wicepremier Maciej Terkowski
Krzysztof Kowalewski
Krzysztof Kowalewski
major Borewicz, były SB-ek
Łukasz Lewandowski
Łukasz Lewandowski
Klemens Poraziński, asystent "Nikosia" w "Polskim Cukrze"
Andrzej Zaborski
Andrzej Zaborski
Władeczek
Tomasz Sapryk
Tomasz Sapryk
grabarz "Niemrawy"
Jan Jurewicz
Jan Jurewicz
kierownik zakładu pogrzebowego
Cezary Kosiński
Cezary Kosiński
instruktor jazdy
Andrzej Pieczyński
Andrzej Pieczyński
brat Mały
Dariusz Juzyszyn
Dariusz Juzyszyn
brat Duży
Emilian Kamiński
Emilian Kamiński
prezes Sławomir Trędowaty
Ignacy Lewandowski
Ignacy Lewandowski
senator
Aleksander Bednarz
Aleksander Bednarz
urzędnik
Piotr Adamczyk
Piotr Adamczyk
lektor języka angielskiego
Sylwester Maciejewski
Sylwester Maciejewski
dyrektor cukrowni
Marek Cichucki
Marek Cichucki
Kazio, kierowca Nikosia
Marek Kasprzyk
Marek Kasprzyk
oficer
Ryszard Kirejczyk
Ryszard Kirejczyk
Konopielski
Łukasz Bromski
Łukasz Bromski
ratownik
Aleksandra Kisio
Aleksandra Kisio
Lusia, żona ministra
Katarzyna Paskuda
Katarzyna Paskuda
Magda, żona ministra
Magdalena Michalak
Magdalena Michalak
spikierka
Loretta Cichowicz
Loretta Cichowicz
sąsiadka Nikosia
Maria Magdalena Modzelewska
Maria Magdalena Modzelewska
sekretarka Romka (w napisach: Magdalena Modzelewska)
Małgorzata Flegel-Siedler
Małgorzata Flegel-Siedler
sekretarka Nikosia
Natalia Walarowska
Natalia Walarowska
redaktorka
Kamil Durczok
Kamil Durczok
Katarzyna Bomba
Katarzyna Bomba
Monika Procelowska
Monika Procelowska
Sylwia Paśko
Sylwia Paśko
Joanna Różkiewicz
Joanna Różkiewicz
Małgorzata Herde
Małgorzata Herde
Agnieszka Orzechowska
Agnieszka Orzechowska
dziewczyna na basenie
Elżbieta Ignatowicz
Elżbieta Ignatowicz
Anna Brusewicz
Anna Brusewicz
dziewczyna na basenie
Anna Wróblewska
Anna Wróblewska
(w napisach: Anna Romanowska)
Liliana Gałązka
Liliana Gałązka
Karolina Nowakowska
Karolina Nowakowska
Ewa Tucholska
Ewa Tucholska
Liwiusz Falak
Liwiusz Falak
Krzysztof Czeczot
Krzysztof Czeczot
Janusz German
Janusz German
Bartłomiej Krat
Bartłomiej Krat
Piotr Miazga
Piotr Miazga
Dariusz Wiktorowicz
Dariusz Wiktorowicz
Maciej Zalewski
Maciej Zalewski
Ryszard Chlebuś
Ryszard Chlebuś
Marek Romantowski
Marek Romantowski
Łukasz Biela
Łukasz Biela
Maciej Pituch
Maciej Pituch
Włodzimierz Press
Włodzimierz Press
Gradkowski, polityk koalicyjny

Crews

Jacek Bromski
Jacek Bromski
Director
Tomasz Kępski
Tomasz Kępski
Writer
Arkadiusz Tomiak
Arkadiusz Tomiak
Director of Photography
Jarosław Żebrowski
Jarosław Żebrowski
Production Design
Bogdan Sölle
Bogdan Sölle
Production Design
Ewa Tarnowska
Ewa Tarnowska
Set Decoration
Małgorzata Braszka
Małgorzata Braszka
Costume Design
Elektryczne Gitary
Elektryczne Gitary
Music
Henri Seroka
Henri Seroka
Music
Michał Kosterkiewicz
Michał Kosterkiewicz
Sound
Janusz Rosół
Janusz Rosół
Sound
Krzysztof Szpetmański
Krzysztof Szpetmański
Editor
Liliana Gałązka
Liliana Gałązka
Makeup Artist
Katarzyna Dacko
Katarzyna Dacko
Makeup Artist
Henryk Parnowski
Henryk Parnowski
Production Manager
Michał Balcerzak
Michał Balcerzak
Producer
Włodzimierz Otulak
Włodzimierz Otulak
Producer

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