Lost Killers (2000)

Genre : Comedy, Drama

Runtime : 0M

Director : Dito Tsintsadze

Synopsis

Noted Georgian filmmaker Dito Tsintsadze directs this darkly-humorous urban drama about the desperate lives of illegal immigrants in Mannheim, Germany. Lan (Nicole Seelig) is a Vietnamese prostitute whose rotting teeth and odd affliction, which causes her to turn comatose after an orgasm, is impeding her marketability. She soon finds herself in an unlikely romance with Haitian Carlos (Elie James Blezes), who schemes to sell his kidney for enough money to immigrate to Australia. Meanwhile, tyro hitmen Branko (Misel Maticevic) and Merab (Lasha Bakradze) dilly-dally with their assignment to kill a businessman. Merab bores his Croatian counterpart by regaling him with stories about his native Georgia -- in between vomiting out of anxiety.

Actors

Nicole Seelig
Nicole Seelig
Lan
Mišel Matičević
Mišel Matičević
Branco
Lasha Bakradze
Lasha Bakradze
Merab
Elie James Blezes
Elie James Blezes
Carlos

Crews

Dito Tsintsadze
Dito Tsintsadze
Director
Benedict Neuenfels
Benedict Neuenfels
Camera Operator

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