Testosteron (2007)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 56M
Director : Tomasz Konecki, Andrzej Saramonowicz
Synopsis
The wedding of Kornel, a young, well known TV scientist, to the famous singer, Alicja, is to be the social event of the year. In the suburban reception hall, the final preperations are being made. The waiter, Tytus, who is somewhat touchy having just found out he is to become a father, lays out the cutlery on the tables.
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