Fake Blood (2010)
She's the MONSTER... and this movie is her VICTIM!
Genre : Comedy, Horror
Runtime : 1H 22M
Director : Andrew N. Shearer
Synopsis
In this fake documentary that skewers the world of no-budget camcorder cinema, amateur filmmaker Ed Benjamin and his kid sister Meredith put their savings into producing a direct-to-video sexy vampire flick. They foolishly hire ex-soap star Veronica Weaver as the lead, whose eccentricities and diva behavior threaten to wreck the entire production.
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