No Touching (2016)
The most important rule. No Touching.
Genre : Horror, Action, Comedy
Runtime : 13M
Director : Adam Davis, Will Corona Pilgrim
Synopsis
In a shady haunted house attraction where the performers are assaulting female patrons in order to make a name for themselves, the tables are turned when the performers attempt to take on two women who bring a new level of terror as they do some ass kicking of their own.
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