The Masseuse (1990)
She'll Rub You Right
Genre : Romance, Drama
Runtime : 1H 25M
Director : Paul Thomas
Synopsis
After a masseuse agrees to shave a sexually harassing customer down below, he pays her extra for increasingly sexual requests, eventually at his place. Revealing she has a family, they meet one last time and finally go all the way.
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