Schuks Tshabalala's Survival Guide to South Africa (2010)

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 1H 31M

Director : Gray Hofmeyr

Synopsis

Leon Schuster or “Schuks Tshabalala” and Shorty (Alfred Ntombela) intend to produce a movie as a visual guide and aid for foreigners coming to SA for the World Cup. Schuks Tshabalala is a teacher and tour guide to a mixed bag of tourists who are taking his survival guide to SA very seriously. Shorty, as usual, is his best friend, assistant and conscience. The students include ”Heinz” from Germany, “Yoti” from Greece, “Jean-Pierre” from France, “Koert” from The Netherlands, “Rajin” from India, “Maggie” from Ireland and “Xing Xang” from China, among others. They are genuinely eager to learn about SA, so Schuks and Shorty are only too happy to oblige. What follows is a series of hysterical demonstrations of life in SA as they attempt to answer all the questions posed by potential visitors.

Actors

Alfred Ntombela

Alf (Shorty)

Leon Schuster

Dr. Schuks Tshabalala / Various

Sean Higgs

Heinz

Brent Palmer

Zach

Tanit Phoenix

Sexy nurse

Crews

Director

Cinematography

Editor

Original Music Composer

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