A Lasanha Assassina: O Ataque das Massas (2002)
Genre : Animation, Comedy, Horror
Runtime : 8M
Director : Ale McHaddo
Synopsis
A forgotten lasagna mutates into a monster.
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Professor Barbenfouillis and five of his colleagues from the Academy of Astronomy travel to the Moon aboard a rocket propelled by a giant cannon. Once on the lunar surface, the bold explorers face the many perils hidden in the caves of the mysterious planet.
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Two victims of traumatized childhoods become lovers and serial murderers irresponsibly glorified by the mass media.
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A wealthy New York investment banking executive hides his alternate psychopathic ego from his co-workers and friends as he escalates deeper into his illogical, gratuitous fantasies.
The Turtles and the Shredder battle once again, this time for the last cannister of the ooze that created the Turtles, which Shredder wants to create an army of new mutants.
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