Crazy Stone (2006)
Genre : Action, Comedy
Runtime : 1H 38M
Director : Ning Hao
Synopsis
Three thieves try to steal a valuable jade that is tightly guarded by a security chief. But the security guards are not the only obstacle these thieves are facing. An extremely unlucky internationally known master thief is also trying to get a hand on this piece of precious jade. What would be the final destination of this piece of crazy stone?
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