Khaleesi's Cunt (2016)
A XXX Game of Thrones Parody and Other Porn Parodies
Genre : TV Movie
Runtime : 2H 13M
Director : Jim Powers
Synopsis
The mother of dragons is calling. See how Khaleesi actually healed Sir Jorah Mormont from Grayscale with the juice of the dragon. Watch Khaleesi rule the seven kingdoms. Westeros will never be the same kingdom again.
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