Barney's Version (2010)
First he got married. Then he got married again. Then he met the love of his life.
Genre : Comedy, Drama
Runtime : 2H 14M
Director : Richard J. Lewis
Writer : Michael Konyves
Synopsis
The picaresque and touching story of the politically incorrect, fully lived life of the impulsive, irascible and fearlessly blunt Barney Panofsky.
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