No Chance (2020)
Genre : Action, War, Comedy
Runtime : 1H 35M
Director : Matt Poitras
Synopsis
When a group of international criminals from his past kidnap his daughter, the world's greatest commando sets out for revenge in this action-packed parody of everything you loved about the '80s.
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