The Green Butchers (2003)
There is something mythological about killing an animal and then mocking it by sticking it into its own intestine
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 40M
Director : Anders Thomas Jensen
Writer : Anders Thomas Jensen
Synopsis
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