Hardware Wars (1978)
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss three bucks goodbye.
Genre : Comedy, Science Fiction
Runtime : 13M
Director : Ernie Fosselius
Synopsis
Hardware Wars (1978) is a short film parody of the classic science fiction film Star Wars. The thirteen-minute film, which premiered in theatres only seven months after Star Wars, consisted of little more than inside jokes and visual puns that heavily depended upon audience familiarity with the original. The theme song is Richard Wagner's famous "Ride of the Valkyries". The tagline was "You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss three bucks goodbye."
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