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Jesus Hates Zombies

WWJD?

Genre : Comedy, Horror

Runtime : 0M

Director : Eric Balfour

Synopsis

Without his miracle-might, Jesus must fight his way through the undead hordes with only his brawn, brains, and a Louisville Slugger.

Actors

Jason Alan Smith
Jason Alan Smith
Eric Balfour
Eric Balfour
Jesus

Crews

Eric Balfour
Eric Balfour
Director

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