Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps (2007)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 43M
Director : Leander Haußmann
Writer : Rochus Hahn, Alexander Stever
Synopsis
Jan is an absolute heartthrob and a diehard Hertha fan. Katrin is attractive, just as successful and an incorrigible romantic. Chance makes the two the ideal couple. At least almost. Everything would be perfect if the two flagship models of their species did not lapse into primeval behavioral patterns. And so Jan sinks a little too deep in the cleavage of his secretary Melanie, and Katrin can not resist the adventurer Jonathan's lead role.
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