Faces of Schlock (2009)

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Genre : Comedy, Horror

Runtime : 1H 45M

Director : Henrique Couto, Chris LaMartina, Andrew N. Shearer, Justin Channell

Synopsis

Four tales of terror: "Blood Witch": A twisted Goth girl summons a murderous seventeenth century witch to exact gory revenge on anyone who crosses her path. "Mike Wuz Here": Night shift workers at an old movie theater are terrorized by the ghost of a former employee who committed suicide in the building. "One Foot In The Grave": When a beautiful young dancer loses one of her feet due to malpractice, she uses black magic to bring the severed appendage back to life. "Slay Ride": Left behind by her family on Christmas eve, a teenage delinquent punk chick quickly becomes surrounded by murder and mayhem.

Actors

Ruby LaRocca
Ruby LaRocca
Trash (segment "Slay Ride")
George Stover
George Stover
Dr. Schoal (segment "One Foot in the Grave")

Crews

Henrique Couto
Henrique Couto
Director
Chris LaMartina
Chris LaMartina
Director
Andrew N. Shearer
Andrew N. Shearer
Director
Justin Channell
Justin Channell
Director

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