Arise! SubGenius Recruitment Film #16 (1992)
Your kind shall triumph!
Genre : Documentary, Comedy
Runtime : 1H 20M
Director : Cordt Holland, Douglass Smith
Synopsis
A brain-crushing collage of music and video presented in the form of a religious recruitment video. The topics covered (in deadpan narration) are basic psychology, the origin of the human race, spiritualism, religious dogma, UFO's, the end of the world, and the group's figurehead, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs.
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