The XXXorcist (2006)
When the Devil is inside, the power of Christ cumpels you!
Genre : Horror
Runtime : 47M
Director : Doug Sakmann
Synopsis
In The XXXorcist, after all other exorcism methods fail, Father Merkin (Tommy Pistol) has no other option but to screw the hell (and the devil) out of a possessed woman, Regan Teresa MacFeel (Joanna Angel). Her Mother, Mrs. MacFeel (Kylee Kross) looks on helplessly until she succumbs to the evil and becomes possessed as well. Father Merkin is forced to fight for his life...with his genitals.
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