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Stallone's Knockouts (1990)

Genre : Action, Comedy

Runtime : 1H 28M

Director : Matt Cimber

Synopsis

Big-haired broads work out, box, sing, wax poetic about their deepest desires and are involved in comedy skits with both a horny announcer and a pervy sex predator physician named "Dr. Fondle." Meanwhile, Jackie Stallone further embarrasses her family by rapping (!), the one minority boxer ("Cartella the Smuggler") is booed by the live audience as soon as they find out she's from Colombia and ringside commentator Traci Lords (!!) has to fend off the romantic advancements of the celebrity impersonator referee, who finally wins her over by pretending to be Richard Simmons (?!?)

Actors

Dennis Morgan
Dennis Morgan
Announcer
Nutsy Fagan
Nutsy Fagan
Referee
Jackie Stallone
Jackie Stallone
Judge (as Jacquelline Stalone)
Hal Stone
Hal Stone
Timekeeper
Traci Lords
Traci Lords
Traci Lords, Ringside Commentator
Tiffany Million
Tiffany Million
Bambi
Melinda Armstrong
Melinda Armstrong
Wendy
Jeanne Basone
Jeanne Basone
Brooklyn
Pamela Manning
Pamela Manning
Melanie
Eileen O'Hara
Eileen O'Hara
Valerie
Dawn Rice
Dawn Rice
Dixie
Helena Le Count
Helena Le Count
Blonde Karate Fighter

Crews

Matt Cimber
Matt Cimber
Director
Hal Stone
Hal Stone
Producer

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