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The Facts Of Life: A Porn Parody (2011)

Genre :

Runtime : 1H 59M

Director : Gram Ponante

Synopsis

When the girls of Yeastland Academy Junior College head to class, the school bell rings in their sexual awakenings. But when Nathalie, the dorm's straight-A virgin feels like she's the only girl not getting her young holes stretched, her horny best friends teach her some valuable lessons in getting some loving. Blonde and beautiful, Blaire demonstrates the rich-bitch technique for getting cock. Sexy Tomboy Jo reveals that some boys like it rough. Naive and naughty Tootie drops her skimpy school uniform and shows her booty. Finally, busty red-headed House-Mother Mrs. Garrett teaches Nathalie the best lesson of them all: "Girls, girls, girls!" can always get their pussies wet in an all-girl school.

Actors

Raylene
Raylene
Kristina Rose
Kristina Rose
Ashli Orion
Ashli Orion
Coffee Brown
Coffee Brown
Kodi Gamble
Kodi Gamble
Bobbi Brixton
Bobbi Brixton
Ryan McLane
Ryan McLane
Anthony Rosano
Anthony Rosano
Rocco Reed
Rocco Reed
Lee Bang
Lee Bang

Crews

Lee Roy Myers
Lee Roy Myers
Producer
Gram Ponante
Gram Ponante
Director

Posters and backgrounds

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