Necromania: A Tale of Weird Love! (1971)
A tale of weird love
Genre : Horror
Runtime : 51M
Director : Edward D. Wood Jr.
Writer : Edward D. Wood Jr.
Synopsis
A couple having marital problems (the husband can't seem to rise to the occasion) visits Madame Heles, a necromancer, in hopes of ameliorating their boudoir blunders. After an elaborate ritual with a skull, Heles' lovely assistant Tanya first takes care of another client, then moves on to the couple, each in their turn. Once she's worked with each of them on a physical level, they are ready to meet the Madame, who will decide how best to help them.
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