Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical (2014)
Not Jersey Boys XXX: A Porn Musical
Genre : Music, Comedy
Runtime : 1H 45M
Director : Will Ryder
Synopsis
After getting a recording contract in 1961, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons fuck their way through endless gorgeous naked groupies as they rise to superstardom. These cute girls get super wet watching their idols live on stage & will do anything to get their juicy pink pussies fucked. Director of the year Will Ryder delivers a truly spectacular porn musical with an explosive parody of The Jersey Boys.
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