Ships were Calling at the Port (2007)

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 1H 24M

Director : Mikhail Konovalchuk

Synopsis

Это военно-морские байки, повествование о том, как на военно-морской флот прибыл гражданский штурман с обезьянкой на плече. В первый же вечер он обыграл своего командира на бильярде, не зная, что это его будущий командир. Штурмана ссылают на минный тральщик, который нужно отремонтировать, чтобы продать невероятному противнику «на иголки». Для ремонта с гауптвахты берут самых отчаянных матросов. Когда приходит время передачи корабля вероятному противнику, матросы топят его.

Actors

Ivan Krasko
Ivan Krasko
Mikhail Kirilyuk
Mikhail Kirilyuk
Elena Pavlovskaya
Elena Pavlovskaya
Fyodor Lavrov
Fyodor Lavrov
Anna Korolyova
Anna Korolyova
Aleksey Kashnikov
Aleksey Kashnikov
Olga Shuvalova
Olga Shuvalova

Crews

Mikhail Konovalchuk
Mikhail Konovalchuk
Director
Mikhail Konovalchuk
Mikhail Konovalchuk
Writer
Grigoriy Panov
Grigoriy Panov
Director of Photography
Dmitry Pakhomov
Dmitry Pakhomov
Production Design

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