Attack of the Virgin Mummies (2004)
Three sisters, reincarnated to stop evil
Genre : Horror, Comedy
Runtime : 1H 11M
Director : Daryl Carstensen, Andrew Schrom
Writer : Daryl Carstensen
Synopsis
In ancient Egypt, three of the king's virgin daughters -- Ananka, Hera and Josephine -- are beaten and mummified by a maniac who later returns in the 21st century as a berserk mummy himself. This swaddled nut job can only be stopped by the same three virgin girls, who now happen to be go-go dancing mummies at a strip joint in Hollywood. Pamela Christie and Kasumi star. Daryl Carstensen directs this comic horror tale.
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