How to Make Good When One Is a Jerk and a Crybaby (1974)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 30M
Director : Michel Audiard
Synopsis
A story about a guy who still lives with his mother and sells some really awful alcohol to bartenders. The only way for him to do this is to cry and invent himself an awful life. Then he meets the beautiful woman whose goal in life is to sleep with the less exciting guys on Earth.
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