Elfing Around (2020)
Santa Claus is going to kill you.
Genre : Comedy, Action
Runtime : 1H 20M
Director : Joel Edmiston
Synopsis
A feature film created with one man's voice, license-free music and stock photos. Cinema in its impurest form. In Joel Edmiston's Elfing Around, Santa Claus is out for revenge after his disgruntled elves send him to space. Jolly Old Saint Nick no more, he doesn't care who he pisses off on his journey to get home, get laid and get even.
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