SSI: Sex Squad Investigation (2006)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 7M
Director : Thomas J. Moose
Writer : Andy Sawyer
Synopsis
When the scene of the crime has your jaw dropping from steamy felonious activity, it's time for the SSI: Sexy Squad Investigation forensics team to uncover the clues, crack the case and nail the perpetrators. Seduction Cinema's hottest new spoof takes you deep into the sordid world of sensual wrongdoing and the courageous men and women of law enforcement who bring hardened criminals to justice.
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