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Crust (2003)

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 1H 29M

Director : Mark Locke

Synopsis

Bill, an ex-boxer, is a failure in life but has no idea what to do about it -- until he meets local dodgy businessman Hamid 'Anything-U-Need' Choudhury. Hamid convinces Bill that there is serious money to be made in man vs animal boxing bouts. Bill cashes in his life savings to buy two meters of living, breathing, armor-plated giant mutant mantis shrimp with a smashing right hook, and sets off for London to fulfill his dreams. Along for the ride are his best friend Steve, ex-condom-factory employee and amateur boxer, Steve's highly-strung girlfriend Shaz, and a misunderstood, club-clawed crustacean who is not as stupid as it seems...

Actors

Kevin McNally
Kevin McNally
Bill Simmonds
Perry Fitzpatrick
Perry Fitzpatrick
Steve Crump
Madhav Sharma
Madhav Sharma
Hamid Choudhury
Mark Bazeley
Mark Bazeley
Clive
Lee Oakes
Lee Oakes
Crouty
Enzo Cilenti
Enzo Cilenti
Todd Higgins
Pat Roach
Pat Roach
The Bull
Louise Mardenborough
Louise Mardenborough
Shaz Smyth
John Line
John Line
Eric
Jim Ranford
Jim Ranford
Jim
Bob Mason
Bob Mason
Tony
Michael Cooke
Michael Cooke
Gerry
Naomie Harris
Naomie Harris
Receptionist
Cy Henty
Cy Henty
TV Host
Ulrika Jonsson
Ulrika Jonsson
Herself
Louise Hodges
Louise Hodges
Siren (uncredited)

Crews

Mark Locke
Mark Locke
Director

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