Pretty Sloppy (2009)
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Runtime : 4H 17M
Director : Jay Sin
Synopsis
Pretty Sloppy deals with many themes common to his oeuvre, like girl/girl, analingus, gapes and rear-entry toys. This movie adds a new element of nastiness, however: Spit, slobber and drool, mixed with messy, slimy cum shots and even melted ice cream! Pretty Sloppy has four marathon scenes of sensual craziness starring some of the most dedicated whores in the adult business. Fans of lesbian ass play, messy wet stuff and sploshing action will need to get this release!
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