The Cottonwood (1996)
A comedy about four friends, three million dollars and one dream. What could possibly go wrong?
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 30M
Director : Steven Feder
Synopsis
Four friends get three million dollars and decide to construct a screenplay of 52 stolen scenes from the greatest movies ever made.
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