Uzumasa Jacopetti (2013)
Uzumasa Jacopetti
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 23M
Director : Morirô Miyamoto
Synopsis
Set in Uzumasa, Kyoto, Shoji Hyakkan lives with his wife and kid happily. He then begins to build a house held together by magnets. One night, Koji steals and kills a cow, to use its cowhide as decoration wall material for his magnet house. By chance, Police Officer Kobayakawa happens to see what Shoji Hyakkan is doing. Police Officer Kobayakawa then offers Shoji a deal. (c) Asianwiki
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