Postmark Paradise (2000)
«The next time these boys import a Russian bride, maybe they'll know what to expect»
Genre : Drama, Comedy
Runtime : 0M
Director : Thompson E. Clay
Synopsis
The Dirty Shame is the only bar in the small town of Paradise, Michigan. A burnt out, chain-smoking fortyish bar maid is the only waitress at The Dirty Shame. A group of local red necks conspiring to bring a mail order bride to their Midwest town for their ne'er-do-well leader set the story in motion.
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