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If Only, If Only (2011)

Genre : Comedy, Adventure

Runtime : 1H 30M

Director : Oleg Osipov

Synopsis

Once in his life, retired intelligence officer and respectable family man Nikolai Nikitin decided to go "left" ... What was his shock when in the girl he was offered in a brothel, he recognized ... his own granddaughter Varya, whom the pimps do not want to let go of their clutches. What to do? Run! Hiding from persecution, the heroes go straight from the brothel to Paris. If only I knew ... If only it were all!

Actors

Valeriy Afanasyev
Valeriy Afanasyev
Nikolay Kuznetsov
Anna Antonova
Anna Antonova
Varya
Ignat Akrachkov
Ignat Akrachkov
Stas
Yola Sanko
Yola Sanko
Klavdiya
Yuri Belyayev
Yuri Belyayev
Pavel Velekhov
Andrey Merzlikin
Andrey Merzlikin
Ruslan
Sergey Frolov
Sergey Frolov
ment Lyokha
Pavel Maykov
Pavel Maykov
administrator bardelya
Mariya Maykova
Mariya Maykova
Barbi
Dmitriy Nagiev
Dmitriy Nagiev
Bedo
Sergey Nifontov
Sergey Nifontov
Ksavye Ober
Gera Sandler
Gera Sandler
Ali
Aleksey Kolgan
Aleksey Kolgan
Arnold - deputat
Georgi Pitskhelauri
Georgi Pitskhelauri
Nguen
Linda Nigmatullina
Linda Nigmatullina

Crews

Oleg Osipov
Oleg Osipov
Director
Oleg Osipov
Oleg Osipov
Writer
Timur Weinstein
Timur Weinstein
Producer
Alexandr Simonov
Alexandr Simonov
Director of Photography

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