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Ms. Thing (2010)

Genre : Comedy

Runtime : 6M

Director : Aren X. Tulchinsky

Synopsis

Ms. Thing is a spoof on the late night TV infomercial. It follows the story of Jill, an emotionally volatile urban lesbian who is looking for love in all the wrong places. She’s a failure at dating. Her new, live-in relationship crumbles over a domestic difference. Just as she reaches an all-time low, stalking her ex on her social networking site, Jill’s knight in shining armor appears at the door. Not a man. Not even a woman. Jill’s prayers are answered by Ms. Thing, the perfect solution for women who are fed up with conventional relationships. Ms. Thing caters to her every need, provides unconditional love and long lasting sexual satisfaction.

Actors

Melanie Bray
Melanie Bray
Jill
S.D. Holman
S.D. Holman
Chaz
Buster Cherry
Buster Cherry
Rika Moorhouse
Rika Moorhouse
Ms. Thing
Andrea Hector
Andrea Hector
Kim Barsanti
Kim Barsanti
Courier
Quynh Mi
Quynh Mi
Lisa
Holly Rolfe
Holly Rolfe
Cynthia Thunderclap
Tanya Fruehauf
Tanya Fruehauf
Felicity
Valerie McNicol
Valerie McNicol
Narrator (voice)

Crews

Aren X. Tulchinsky
Aren X. Tulchinsky
Director
Mette Bach
Mette Bach
Writer
Aren X. Tulchinsky
Aren X. Tulchinsky
Executive Producer
Sandra Mayo
Sandra Mayo
Consulting Producer
Claire Querée
Claire Querée
Producer
Andrea Hector
Andrea Hector
Music
Dianne Whelan
Dianne Whelan
Director of Photography
Jenypher Fisher
Jenypher Fisher
Editor
Angela Short
Angela Short
Casting
Ken Boesem
Ken Boesem
Art Direction
Sanaa Ak Martinez
Sanaa Ak Martinez
Makeup & Hair
James Allan
James Allan
Property Master
Neil Clements
Neil Clements
Foley
Ian Jones
Ian Jones
Sound Mixer
Gael MacLean
Gael MacLean
Sound Designer
Don Mann
Don Mann
Sound Effects Editor
Christine McLeod
Christine McLeod
Dialogue Editor
Wes Ochitwa
Wes Ochitwa
Boom Operator
Doug Paterson
Doug Paterson
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
John Christie
John Christie
Digital Effects Producer
Christina Lenic
Christina Lenic
Lighting Design
Bettina Strauss
Bettina Strauss
Still Photographer
Lauren James Vanderheide
Lauren James Vanderheide
Lighting Technician
Robin West
Robin West
Gaffer
Sarah Landford
Sarah Landford
Casting Assistant
John Christie
John Christie
Colorist
Daniel Devita
Daniel Devita
Consulting Editor
Ted Tozer
Ted Tozer
Consulting Editor
Melva McLean
Melva McLean
Script Supervisor
Victoria Bennett
Victoria Bennett
Production Coordinator
Michael Kling
Michael Kling
Production Assistant
Cindy Mah
Cindy Mah
Production Assistant
Krista McMillan
Krista McMillan
Producer's Assistant
Alana Murray
Alana Murray
Clearances Coordinator

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