The Vow (2010)
Alektra Blue is counting down the days
Genre : Comedy, Romance
Runtime : 1H 29M
Director : Barrett Blade
Synopsis
What would you do if sex got in the way of everything...Work...Life...Love? Could you stop? Could you go 40 days without it? Watch as Kyle tries to get over ex-girlfriend Kari and tries to find love with his one and only soulmate Haley in this romantic comedy where your vow is the only thing you can trust!
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