South Park: The Gauntlet (2000)
Genre : Comedy, Animation
Runtime : 2M
Director : Trey Parker
Synopsis
A short film created for the MTV Movie Awards, parodying "Gladiator" and "Battlefield Earth." Mr. Mackey punishes the boys by entering them into the Gauntlet, where they must fight a group of gladiators led by Russell Crowe. Kenny is quickly killed, but the other boys are saved at the last minute when John Travolta arrives in a spaceship with his crew of Scientologists.
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