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Barely Legal Lesbian Vampires (2000)

The Curse Of Ed Wood

Genre : Horror, Comedy, Fantasy

Runtime : 1H 20M

Director : Tim Swartz

Synopsis

Carmilla, the Queen of the Lesbian Vampires, shows the pleasures of girl-on-girl love to sweet young Lilith with depraved vampires of Carmilla's coven. Horror host, Mr. Creeps, brings back the spirit of Ed Wood to solve the problems of these demented Goth scream queens.

Actors

Lolita Langsuir
Lolita Langsuir
Carmilla
Stephanie Bloode
Stephanie Bloode
Lilith
Theda Baire
Theda Baire
The Lover
Circe
Circe
Muffy The Vampire Slayer
Tim Swartz
Tim Swartz
The Tongue
David Gaffney
David Gaffney
Richard Austin
Zane Ka
Zane Ka
Dungeon Mistress
Rubberman
Rubberman
himself
Tim Beckley
Tim Beckley

Crews

Tim Swartz
Tim Swartz
Director
Tim Swartz
Tim Swartz
Writer
John Jacobs
John Jacobs
Cinematography
Lee Hefley
Lee Hefley
Editor
Angel D. Guerrucci
Angel D. Guerrucci
Casting
David Marr
David Marr
Stunts
Gypsy Catt
Gypsy Catt
Editorial Production Assistant
Laura Morris
Laura Morris
Location Manager
Laura Morris
Laura Morris
Production Assistant
Tim Beckley
Tim Beckley
Producer

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