Nowhere Fast (1996)

Genre : Music, Comedy, Action

Runtime : 10M

Director : Sasika Jell
Writer : Sasika Jell

Synopsis

Short film directed by Saskia Jell starring The Lunachicks.

Actors

Theo Kogan
Theo Kogan
Gina Volpe
Gina Volpe
Sidney Silver
Sidney Silver
Chip English
Chip English
Sindi Benezra Valsamis
Sindi Benezra Valsamis

Crews

Sasika Jell
Sasika Jell
Director
Philippe Angers
Philippe Angers
Producer
Sasika Jell
Sasika Jell
Screenplay

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