Rhino Bitch (1994)

Genre : Comedy, Horror

Runtime : 38M

Director : Thomas Lawes, Adam Trotman

Synopsis

A rhino lady runs amok in the woods, while being hunted by students. Based on a drunken conversation between directors.

Actors

Dawn Mears
Dawn Mears
Scream Queen
Jason Davies
Jason Davies
Coke Head
Rachel Lawes
Rachel Lawes
Miss Whitehouse
Ken Bromham
Ken Bromham
Mr Winner
Tom Ambler
Tom Ambler
James Ferman
Bunny
Bunny
David Alton
Roland Melhuish
Roland Melhuish
Alan Yentob
Thomas Lawes
Thomas Lawes
John Major
Mathew Gidley
Mathew Gidley
Barry Norman
Angelo Bordonari
Angelo Bordonari
Norman
Donna Marie
Donna Marie
Maria
Ian Morley
Ian Morley
Pilot One
Marcellus Lindsay
Marcellus Lindsay
Pilot Two
Mossop
Mossop
Navigator
Findley McGee
Findley McGee
Scientist One
Charlie Honor
Charlie Honor
Scientist Two
Adam Trotman
Adam Trotman
Rhino Handler
Alan James
Alan James
Fishlips Handler

Crews

Thomas Lawes
Thomas Lawes
Director
Adam Trotman
Adam Trotman
Director
Thomas Lawes
Thomas Lawes
Producer
Adam Trotman
Adam Trotman
Producer
John Charalambous
John Charalambous
Camera Operator
John Charalambous
John Charalambous
Production Supervisor
Edward Lawes
Edward Lawes
Sound
Nigel Mellor
Nigel Mellor
Sound
Thomas Lawes
Thomas Lawes
Sound Post Production Coordinator

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