Goretech: Welcome To Planet M*therfucker (2012)
THE BEST FILM IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY.
Genre : Horror, Science Fiction, Comedy, Action
Runtime : 1H 21M
Director : Germán Magariños
Synopsis
Earth succumbed to a nuclear war caused by an infamous evil being known as Dr Hell, who today dominates the world with his technology from a distant planet called Goretech. Now the world is only violence and death and humanity is inexorably approaching its extinction, as there are no women left alive. A timorous and cowardly young man named Han meets a mythical curmudgeonly old man who will teach him the secret of martial arts, and together they will fight to end the tyranny of the sinister Dr Hell.
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