Corporal vs. Napoleon (2012)
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 35M
Director : Marius Weisberg
Writer : Marius Weisberg, Yuriy Volovich, Yury Poymanov
Synopsis
Napoleon has decided to declare war to the world. When he approaches Moscow, the Russian military tries to outfox him: they send a beautiful woman to Napoleon who is supposed to seduce him, so he will think about making love, not war.
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Inspired by the E.C. comics of the 1950s, George A. Romero and Stephen King bring five tales of terror to the screen.
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