Sgt. Bilko (1996)
All he ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
Genre : Comedy
Runtime : 1H 30M
Director : Jonathan Lynn
Synopsis
The US army is known for churning out lean mean fighting machines intent on protecting our great nation. Sergeant Ernie Bilko is the leader of a ragtag group of the sorriest soldiers ever to enlist in the armed forces.
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