One Million AC/DC (1969)
See...Vala, the voluptuous cave babe! See...Mota, the mighty war-lard! See...Dino, the plastic-eating dinosaur!
Genre : Comedy, Fantasy
Runtime : 1H 20M
Director : Ed De Priest
Synopsis
A group of sex-crazed cave people are being harassed by a Tyrannosaurus Rex. While they try to figure out a way to deal with this threat, they have sex and eat a lot.
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