Half Seriously (2001)
Genre : Science Fiction, Comedy
Runtime : 1H 25M
Director : Tomasz Konecki
Synopsis
Konecki works here with none other than Andrzej Saramonowicz who makes his debut as a film writer with this film that one could view as a spoof of today's cinema, focusing mainly on the part of "O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
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