The ProfessiAnals (2003)
Genre : Romance
Runtime : 1H 55M
Director : Denis Marti
Synopsis
When you want fierce anal sex executed with our remorse, there's only one group to call - The Professianals. This crack squad of perverted pros is highly trained in the art of butt fucking. All it takes is a single phone call and your target is as good as boned. Join Director Denis Marti on a thrilling trip into a carnal underworld where anal assassinations are ordered and carried out with impunity. When they're cocked and ready to go, there's no stopping the ass-pounding punishment of The Professianals. Getting whacked never felt so good.
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