The Zip of My Pants Is Open. Like My Heart. (2022)
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Runtime : 28M
Director : Marie Luise Lehner
Synopsis
A young woman indulges in her erotic daydreams: the gorgeous barmaid from the hip bar, who thirsts for menstrual blood; laura‘s beautiful cousin, who makes the Magic Mike of Drag in a cheeky net shirt; and don’t forget super blonde Sasha, extra cool bondage expert and rigger with a special sense of order. But even in her imagination Thea encounters many barriers. Very humorous and with a special feel for foley effects. It crackles, pops and smacks – ASMR fans will be delighted. Marie Luise Lehner, (author, musician and film director) browses through the Kink catalogue: hair, sploshing, playfight, nylon, feet, shibari – you name it – and delights us with a unique, refreshingly relaxed reflection on sexual desire today.
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