Forklift Driver Klaus: The First Day on the Job (2001)
Genre : Horror, Comedy
Runtime : 10M
Director : Stefan Prehn, Jörg Wagner
Synopsis
Short film depicting a fictional educational film about fork lift truck operational safety. The dangers of unsafe operation are presented in gory details.
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