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Blood Donors (2009)

Comedy shouldn't be this horror-ible!

Genre : Horror

Runtime : 1H 11M

Director : Kenny Carpenter

Synopsis

His bartender turns out to be a vampire queen that sends him out on the town as an abomination hell-bent on destroying everything in his path on the way to conquering his pre-vamp prey.

Actors

Dana Aritonovich
Dana Aritonovich
Dana
Kenny Carpenter
Kenny Carpenter
VR Guy
Bobby Jones
Bobby Jones
Kalib
Boris Himself
Boris Himself
Boris

Crews

Kenny Carpenter
Kenny Carpenter
Director
Bobby Jones
Bobby Jones
Writer

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